Things Corey said:

"Did you hear that?" He says, while stretching, in a silent room. "Um, no." "Yeah, the bed is calling for me" He explains.

Later that day:

He learned that if he says "ok Google," his phone will automatically search. He says, "Ok Google, show me some boobies."

Google knows what's going on. 

"You shouldn't'uv shot me"

I opened my monster and the lid pooped. To be funny, Corey grabbed  his chest and screamed. The look of shock and pain crossed his face as he exclaimed, "I've been shot!" He grips the back of the bed and slowly falls to the ground, all awhile, Kenneth and I are dying laughing. BANG!!! And then I hear whimpers while Corey smacks the floor. I couldn't help but laugh harder, not only because Kenneth's face was turning red and he was about to cry, but because Corey kept saying, "It's not funny.". I choked out, "What happened?" And he said, "You shouldn't have shot me." Turns out, on the way down he smashed his tail bone off the bed. Way to go, babe. ;)